Let's not forget Mahiki in fashion Mecca, Dover Street. King of the Treasure Chest cocktails, this Mayfair shrine is worshipped by stylish courtiers such as Mischa Barton, Jade Jagger and Li-Lo. And with Burlington Street upstart Baroque just around the corner and supermodel haven Taman Gang (Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell) up the road on Park Lane, it's truly a celebrity jungle out there.

In Chelsea, King's Road staple, Raffles has undergone a style lobotomy that makes Katie Price's plastic surgery look like a minor procedure and is now famed for hosting P Diddy and Paris Hilton plus our very own Frank Lampard and Hugh Grant. What with Leonardo di Caprio at The Collection, Madonna and Victoria Beckham at Volstead, style mavericks Agyness Deyn and Henry Holland out East at The Hoxton Pony, New York sensation Lady GaGa and rock 'n' roll wildchild Kelly Osbourne smashing and grabbing their way around Punk, Bond hunk Daniel Craig at 24 and Mariah Carey at Soho's burlesque Madam Jo Jo's you've got to admire the endurance of the paparazzi.